NEWS @ TEN…
November 1, 2008
DUM DA DUM…
Coming up on tonight’s news...
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Jonathon Ross dresses up to molest kids at his Halloween Party… SHOCK
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Barnsdale Brigade suspended from WordPress for bullshit allegations regarding Lord Woss of Wankstead… SCOOP

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Madonna and Guy Rich-Aristocratic-Mockney-Bastard; blah di-fucking-blah… HORROR
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And finally; something bad might be happening in the Congo.
Tabloid TV news is a fucking disgrace; but you won’t get 30,000 people calling in to complain about the fact that they’re being treated like children. In the words of a 1970s children’s programme “WHY DON’T YOU TURN OFF YOUR TV SET AND GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING LESS BORING INSTEAD?”
For something that ITV or the Beeb will never say about the troubles in the Congo click here


