Kilroy on ‘Celebrity’! Get the fuck outta here!

November 16, 2008

Robert Killjoy Slik, MEP for the East Midlands, will be on our TV screens tonight in ITV 1’s “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here”. His fellow MEPs have greeted the news with disgust, with Labour MEP Glenfiddich Wetmott stating “I think it shows a complete lack of respect for voters. We are in serious times and people expect their politicians to do a job of work, and you can’t do that if you are in the jungle, covered in cockroaches, eating kangaroos’ testicles, and swimming with crocodiles. I think it is an absolute disgrace.”

Tory MEP Roger Himler added “It won’t make that much difference because he does so little work anyway! Frankly if he was working his socks off I wouldn’t have a problem with it. But he has given up on the job.”

It should come as no surprise to anybody that Killjoy Slik is on ‘Celebrity’, he’s so fucking desperate to be noticed that he’ll try anything. As well as being a Muslim hating TV host he was once a Labour MP, then he joined the nationalistic UKIP Party (who have rather close ties to the BNP) before starting his own political party, Veritas (another BNP-lite party) – which he left six months later. Slik is a bigotted, smarmy, lying, tanorexic, egomaniac; let’s hope the fucker chokes to death on a wigity grub.

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Kilroy getting some well deserved ‘jungle loving’.

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