Wayne Rooney knows All Coppers Are Bastards

November 24, 2008


Not only do police ruin the atmosphere at football matches, they very nearly jeopardised the career of a footballing legend.

Wayne Rooney said in an interview for the Radio Times…

“When I was about 16, I got my ball taken off me by the police for playing in the street – which is pathetic really.”

Pathetic is an understatement. Bored coppers are a nuisance to our kids; the ‘stop and search’ scene in ‘The Plague’ is exactly how things are. You’d have thought the rozzer’s would be too busy filling in their BNP application forms to pick on children 🙂


3 Responses to “Wayne Rooney knows All Coppers Are Bastards”

  1. Dave E said

    And now they’re getting 10,000 tazers to play with

  2. Class War - Barnsdale Brigade said

    Actually that might be good news.

    During a Reclaim The Streets party in Leeds a CID bastard was hospitalised after he managed to pepper spray himself – just imagine what the dozy bastards could do with tazers 🙂

  3. Dave E said

    I’d love to see a pictorial website dedicated to self-tasered cops

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