(Armchair) Mayor of Doncaster is Pro-Taliban and Anti-Environment!!!

September 5, 2009

We all know by now that Peter Davies, the Elected Mayor of Doncaster, is an incompetent, moronic, bumbling ‘armchair politician’ who woke up one day to find that he had become the most powerful* man in Doncaster Metropolitan Borough Council (DMBC). But just when you think things cannot get any more farcical the goon comes out with the following comments…

Firstly there’s this this little gem about the Taliban…

“They don’t have hundreds of cases of children under threat of abuse from violent parents, as we have in Doncaster. Even a regime as hideous as the Taliban at least appear to have sort of decent sort of family affairs. In fact probably… they have an ordered society.”

The Taliban have recently gassed children and teachers for attending girl’s schools, if gassing isn’t a form of abuse in Mr Davies’ eyes then we’d hate to think what he’s got in store for his despised litter-droppers and potty-mouths! Are we getting a picture of the kind of ‘ordered society’ that Mayor Davies aspires to?

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Peter 'Il Duce' Davies

The Daily Quail says…

As aides begged him to stop talking and take his pills, Davies added:

‘We in this country have created mayhem through lax social policies of disregard for marriage and the family and we have created mayhem in society.’

Insiders believe Davies is planning sweeping reforms of Doncaster social policy including corporal punishment for women exposing flesh above the ankle, introduction of the death penalty for adultery and homosexuality, and a ban on all future local elections. Supporters called the plans ‘refreshingly oppressive’.

Since taking office he has slashed his salary from £73,000 to £30,000 (possibly to save up money to invest in torture equipment), scrapped Doncaster’s free local newspaper (to stifle dissent), and vowed to withdraw funding for annual Gay Pride, International Women’s Day, and Black History events (just for fun).

A local man said: ‘He was already half way to becoming a one-man Taliban anyway.’

Davies was described as ‘a breath of fresh air‘ by The Daily Mail last Saturday.

Then, as if aligning himself with the Taliban wasn’t bad enough, our illustrious Mayor decided to set his mighty intelligence against established scientific opinion…

“This council, along with many others across the country, is being asked in its regulatory role of planning authority to decide upon planning applications for construction of wind farms. Clearly, as Mayor, I have no role in the decision making process or influence on the outcome. However, I believe the time is right for me to advise the public of my views. These developments have little or no benefit in terms of contributing to decreased energy consumption, nor do they have any beneficial effect on the planet’s climate in response to the great global warming scam.”

A decade ago Mr Davies may have been able to cite a handful of credible scientists as allies, but nowadays only the lunatic fringe of the scientific community would give him the time of day. But then our Mayor has already shown that he isn’t exactly fussy about who he aligns himself with.

Speaking in The Star, Simon Bowens, regional campaigner for Yorkshire and Humber Friends of the Earth, said…

“There is overwhelming scientific evidence that global warming and climate change is happening and is being driven by man made emission. It is absolutely irresponsible of any politician to make statements which contradict that when we are looking at probably the greatest environmental threat that mankind has ever known.”

Doncaster MP and Government secretary of state for energy and climate change Ed Miliband added…

“I am shocked and appalled that the Mayor of Doncaster is describing global warming as a scam.”

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*Luckily in a bureaucratic state he can never have as much power as he thinks he has, but he is more than capable of doing the people of Doncaster some major damage.

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